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[after Dewey accidentally barges in a room filled with smoke and groupies]
Sam : [coughs] Get outta here, Dewey!
Dewey Cox : What are y'all doin' in here?
Sam : We're smoking reefer and you don't want no part of this shit.
Dewey Cox : You're smoking *reefers*?
Sam : Yeah, 'course we are; can't you smell it?
Dewey Cox : [Dewey doesn't have a sense of smell] No, Sam. I can't.
Reefer Girl : Come on, Dewey! Join the party!
[takes a hit off a joint]
Sam : No, Dewey, you don't want this. Get outta here!
Dewey Cox : You know what, I don't want no hangover. I can't get no hangover.
Sam : It doesn't give you a hangover!
Dewey Cox : Wha-I get addicted to it or something?
Sam : It's not habit-forming!
Dewey Cox : Oh, okay... well, I don't know... I don't want to overdose on it.
Sam : You can't OD on it!
Dewey Cox : It's not gonna make me wanna have sex, is it?
Sam : It makes sex even better!
Dewey Cox : Sounds kind of expensive.
Sam : It's the cheapest drug there is.
Dewey Cox : [at a loss and out of excuses] Hmm.
Sam : You don't want it!
Dewey Cox : I think I kinda want it.
Sam : Okay, but just this once. Come on in.