Metalocalypse (TV Series)

The Curse of Dethklok (2006)

Victor Brandt: General Crozier, Cardinal Ravenwood

Quotes 

• Senator Stampingston : As you can see, Dethklok is no laughing matter. They're the world's greatest cultural force. A short time since the Duncan Hills Coffee Jingle Batsfjord Massacre Fest, every other coffee company has been obliterated. Completely blown out of the water.

  General Krosier : [disgustedly]  Freaks.

  Senator Stampingston : These "freaks," as you call them, are currently worth billions. Gentlemen -

  [the band members' faces appear on the screen behind Stampingston as he quotes their names, as heard in their song "Deththeme"] 

  Senator Stampingston : "Skwisgaar Skwigelf, taller than a tree. Toki Wartooth, not a bumblebee. William Murderface, Murderface, Murderface. Pickles the Drummer... doodly-doo, uh - ding-dong... doodly... doodly-doo. Nathan Explosion." I'm afraid that's all we know, gentlemen.

  Cardinal Ravenwood : I will remind you again of the Sumerian artifact. The resemblance is indisputable.

  General Krosier : If they're the ones that we think they are, we should exterminate them immediately.

  Mr. Selatcia : No.

  [everyone turns to him] 

  Mr. Selatcia : We wait.