- Bartender: Howdy! What's your pleasure.
- Ben Salem: Food.
- [Bartender puts a bottle of whiskey on the bar]
- Ben Salem: No, something to fill the hole behind a man's belt buckle.
- Bartender: Well, that's the best food there is - cleans you right up, brightens the eyes and washes down the trail dust.
- Ben Salem: Got any beef and eggs?
- Bartender: Got 'em... if you want to risk indigestion.
- Ben Salem: Beef and eggs! How much?
- Bartender: A dollar - no charge for the indigestion.