Family Guy (TV Series)

Mother Tucker (2006)

Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Tom Tucker, Jake Tucker, Thaddeus Griffin, Kermit the Frog, Captain, Harold Ramis, Al Michaels, Guy in Spider-Man Costume, Bill

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Quotes 

• Brian Griffin : We have a show!

  Stewie Griffin : Oh, yes, we have a show.

  Denzel Washington : [whistle, then scene from Philadelphia plays]  After all, AIDS is a deadly, incurable disease. But no matter how you come to judge Charles Wheeler and his partners, in ethical, moral, and in human terms, the fact of the matter is, when they fired Andrew Beckett because he had AIDS, they broke the law.

  Brian Griffin : What is wrong with you?

  Stewie Griffin : I swear to god that was supposed to be "Food Fight"

• Banker : I don't quite understand. What exactly do you want this loan for?

  Darth Vader : I want to build a giant space station that can destroy an entire planet.

  Banker : Uh, I don't know if that would be a good investment on our end.

  Darth Vader : Uh, I mean I want to open a sports bar.

• Brian Griffin : Uh, excuse me, I gotta find a lost kid. Can I use your mic?

  The Butt : That's what SHE said.

  Weenie : Whoa! You got Butt-slammed!

  [wacky sound effects play] 

  The Butt : Ho ho ho!

  Brian Griffin : Listen, I could really use a hand here.

  The Butt : That's what HE said!

  Weenie : Butt-slammed!