Family Guy (TV Series)

Barely Legal (2006)

Mila Kunis: Meg Griffin

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• Meg Griffin : Just relax, Brian. We're going to be here for a wHile.

  [uses the H in "while"] 

  Brian Griffin : Wait, what did you say?

  Meg Griffin : I said, "We're going to be here for a wHile."

  Brian Griffin : A while.

  Meg Griffin : A wHile.

  Brian Griffin : A while.

  Meg Griffin : A wHile.

  Brian Griffin : A while.

  Meg Griffin : Brian, you're acting whierd.

  Brian Griffin : Oh, come on! That one doesn't even have an H in it!

• Meg Griffin : Hi, honey.

  [to Brian] 

  Brian Griffin : What?

  Meg Griffin : I was thinking about our kiss last night. I never knew how flat and wide your tongue is.

  Brian Griffin : Yeahhh

  Meg Griffin : You know, I've thought about how you stood up for me at the dance, and all the nice things you said. We should totally be boyfriend and girlfriend!

  Brian Griffin : Well Meg, you know, it's strange... I... I think I may be gay. um, I saw this penis on the internet today, and I thought to myself, "Well that's just fine!"

  Meg Griffin : I'm going to the mall the later, maybe you can come and help me pick out some underwear.

  Brian Griffin : Uhh, I don't think that's going to be a possibility, uhhh, I have plans, with Chris! Chris and I have plans this afternoon!

  Chris Griffin : [Chris walks by]  We do?

  Brian Griffin : Yeah, yeah! We're doing that thing, we're doing what you usually do on a Thursday afternoon!

  Chris Griffin : Masturbate?

  Brian Griffin : That's it, that's what we're going to do together.

  Chris Griffin : Well, maybe back to back, but I gotta tell you, I'm not 100% on this.

• Connie D'Amico : You know, Meg, there's no dogs allowed here so you're gonna have to leave, but Brian can stay.

  Brian Griffin : You know, Connie, I think I have a theory about why you're such a bitch.

  Connie D'Amico : Excuse me?

  Meg Griffin : Brian let's just go.

  Brian Griffin : No, no, no hang on, hang on. You see Connie, you're popular because you developed early and started giving handjobs when you were twelve and now you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So you pick on Meg to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body is used up by age 19 you're going to be a worn out, chalky skinned burlap sack that even your step dad won't want. How's that? Am I in the ballpark?

• Meg Griffin : Hey Brian!

  Brian Griffin : Hey Meg! Listen, I hope you feel alright about our talk the other day. You know, about us being just friends and all.

  Meg Griffin : Oh, yeah, no. I'm fine, I'm fine. And hey, I wanted to thank you for being so great to me, so I baked you a pie.

  Brian Griffin : Oh wow. Hey that looks delicious. Mmm, oh, this is good. What's in there?

  Meg Griffin : Well, there's some apples and some cinnamon... and my hair.

  Brian Griffin : What?

  Meg Griffin : My hair's in the pie Brian. And now, it's inside of you. Part of me, is inside of you, Brian. Do you feel me, Brian? Do feel me inside of you?

• [Meg has just come through the front door and flopped down on the couch next to Brian, sobbing] 

  Brian Griffin : [awkwardly]  Uh, so... Meg... how was school?

  Meg Griffin : It was horrible! There's a dance Friday night and no one wants to go with me. Even my back-up guy had plans!

  [cutaway to Meg talking to her would-be date at his front door] 

  Meg Griffin : Hi, Jimmy. Um, I heard you didn't have a date to the dance and I was wondering if you'd like to go with me.

  Jimmy : Oh, uh... I, uh... hang on.

  [Jimmy runs inside and closes the door; two gunshots are heard; Jimmy opens the door, crying] 

  Jimmy : I'd love to go, Meg, but... I have to go to my little brother's funeral that night.