Supernatural (TV Series)

Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things (2006)

Jensen Ackles: Dean Winchester

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• Dean Winchester : It takes two to... you know... have hardcore sex.

• Sam Winchester : Dean, what is it?

  Dean Winchester : I'm sorry.

  Sam Winchester : You...? For what?

  Dean Winchester : The way I've been acting.

  [long beat] 

  Dean Winchester : And for dad. I mean he was your dad too, and it's my fault that he's gone.

  Sam Winchester : What are you talking about?

  Dean Winchester : I know you've been thinking it, so have I. It doesn't take a genius to figure it out. Back at the hospital, full recovery. It was a miracle, and five minutes later dad's dead and the colt's gone.

  Sam Winchester : Dean...

  Dean Winchester : You can't tell me there's not a a connection there. I don't know how the demon was involved. I don't know how the whole thing went down exactly, but dad's dead because of me and that much I do know.

  Sam Winchester : We don't know that, not for sure.

  Dean Winchester : Sam, you and dad, you're the most important people in my life. And now... I never should have come back Sam, it wasn't natural, and now look whats come of it. I was dead and I should've stayed dead. You wanted to know I was feeling, well thats it. So tell me, what could you possibly say to make that alright?

• Dean Winchester : Neil, it's your grief counselors. We've come to hug.

• Dean Winchester : What's dead should stay dead - didn't you see Pet Sematary?

• Dean Winchester : Sam, if you bring up dad's death one more time, I swear...

  Sam Winchester : Please, Dean, it's killing you, please. We've already lost dad, we've lost mom, I've lost Jessica. And now I'm gonna lose you too?

  Dean Winchester : We better get out of here before the cops come. I hear you, okay? Yeah, I'm being an ass and I'm sorry.

  [Sam nods] 

  Dean Winchester : But right now we got a freaking zombie running around, we need to figure out how to kill it.

  [Sam smiles] 

  Dean Winchester : Right?

  Sam Winchester : Our lives are weird, man.

  Dean Winchester : You're telling me. Come on.

• Dean Winchester : Damn, that dead chick can run!

• Sam Winchester : Silver bullets?

  Dean Winchester : I've got enough to make her rattle like a change purse.

• Sam Winchester : Did we have to use me as bait?

  Dean Winchester : I figured you were more her type. She had pretty crappy taste in guys.

• [Re-burrying Angela's corpse] 

  Sam Winchester : Rest in peace.

  Dean Winchester : For good this time, okay?

• Sam Winchester : Do you think she's in?

  Dean Winchester : Nah I think she went out to rent beaches.

  Sam Winchester : Look smart ass she might kill someone.

• Dean Winchester : [Dean and Sam are discussing how to kill a zombie] 

  Dean Winchester : We can't just waste her with a headshot?

  Sam Winchester : Dude, you've been watching way too many Romero flicks.

  Dean Winchester : You're telling me there's no lore on how to smoke 'em?

  Sam Winchester : No, Dean, I'm telling you there's too much. I mean there's a hundred different legends on the walking dead, but they all have different methods for killing them. Some say setting them on fire, one said... where is it? Right here: feeding their hearts to wild dogs. That's my personal favorite. But who knows what's real and what's myth?

  Dean Winchester : Is there anything they all have in common?

  Sam Winchester : No, but a few said silver might work.

• Dean Winchester : This is where he keeps his porn.

• Dean Winchester : [giving another fake name]  My name's Alan, Alan Stanwick.