- Funeral Director: [while looking at caskets for Johnny funeral] This is why it considered the Mercedes Benz of the caskets.
- Kenny Shea: How Much?
- Funeral Director: Fifteen Thousand.
- Kenny Shea: And the cemetery fees, the cost of the embalment, the wake?
- Funeral Director: I have to sit down in front of the computer?
- Kenny Shea: Ball Park.
- Funeral Director: About forty thousand dollars.
- Kenny Shea: Jesus it be cheaper to buy a used Mercedes and put him in the trunk and drive him off the bridge. Tom what do you think?
- Tommy Gavin: [pointing to a cheaper wooden casket] How much is this one?
- Kenny Shea: The Honda Civic?
- Funeral Director: Three thousand.
- Kenny Shea: I think were gonna go with that one.