Quotes
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Funeral Director : [while looking at caskets for Johnny funeral] This is why it considered the Mercedes Benz of the caskets.
Kenny Shea : How Much?
Funeral Director : Fifteen Thousand.
Kenny Shea : And the cemetery fees, the cost of the embalment, the wake?
Funeral Director : I have to sit down in front of the computer?
Kenny Shea : Ball Park.
Funeral Director : About forty thousand dollars.
Kenny Shea : Jesus it be cheaper to buy a used Mercedes and put him in the trunk and drive him off the bridge. Tom what do you think?
Tommy Gavin : [pointing to a cheaper wooden casket] How much is this one?
Kenny Shea : The Honda Civic?
Funeral Director : Three thousand.
Kenny Shea : I think were gonna go with that one.
