- Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn: You can't test drugs on humans! There are rules, procedures. It has to be tested on animals first.
- Sparks: WHY? Why does all the crap we consume have to be tested on animals first?
- Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn: Because that's...
- Sparks: Et-hey! A rat doesn't wear lipstick okay? A rabbit doesn't use hairspray! A monkey doesn't need pills, to get ramped up for hot monkey sex! It's people, man! We're miserable! So why shouldn't we try it all first?
- Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn: Well... you've got a point there actually. I'll try it.
- Marco Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar Gabriel Garcia Marquez: I have the energy of a bear that has the energy of two bears!