A voluptuous Asian lady sells Murphy a cute squishy creature named a gloop. This gloop, named Squishface, quickly becomes Murphy's constant companion. The lady warned Murphy not to give it liquor, but Murphy gives it liquor. As a result, Squishface begins to multiply quickly. Because of their cuteness and adaptability, the gloops become favorite pets of most of the crew. There are problems with so many gloops on Sealab: they create an odor, they pollute the air with methane sulfate, and they are destroying the kelp harvest. Clearly, the gloops are a danger to the crew, but Murphy sides with the crewmates who wish to keep them as pets. Once the gloop problem escalates, the crew retaliates with napalm and flamethrowers.
—Ken Miller <wkmiller704@yahoo.com>