- [Lupin enters the warehouse]
- Jigen: I thought you were living for love.
- [Lupin closes the door and laughs nervously]
- Lupin: Well, love is great and all, but work is better, right? For a man...
- Jigen: So Judy dumped you?
- Lupin: Ahh, you don't have to put it that way...
- [He continues laughing nervously]
- Jigen: I'm right! You were dumped!
- [Lupin tearfully clings to Jigen]
- Jigen: Geez, but she was so into you. What happened?
- Lupin: She was seeing other men!
- Jigen (1996): Wolf. Welcome.
- [Lupin shuts the door]
- Jigen (1996): What happened to love's old sweet song?
- Wolf (1996): [laughing nervously] Love's great, but I need fulfilment. To be fun and creative thieving.
- Jigen (1996): In other words, she left you.
- Wolf (1996): Aw, god. It hurts to hear you say that, Jigen.
- Jigen (1996): Broken-hearted, are we?
- [Lupin jumps onto Jigen and clings to him, sobbing]
- Jigen (1996): Hey, I tried to tell you love can't compete against a life of crime.
- Wolf (1996): She was two-timing me with a diamond salesman at Tiffany's!
- Wolf (1996): [pretending to need the bathroom] It's john time!
- Michael: Inspector, I gotta go! I gotta go quick!
- Zenigata: [drowsy] Yeah, sure, kid.
- [Michael starts off after Lupin]
- Michael: Be right back!
- [He runs to Lupin, who tears off his mask]
- Wolf (1996): Howdy, Michael.
- Michael: It's great to see you, partner.
- [Hours later, Zenigata wakes up alone in the empty airport]
- Zenigata: He's taking his time.
- Wolf (1996): I owe you one, Fujiko. I owe you several.
- [He gives Fujiko a little kiss. She tosses the diamond hidden in the baseball in her hand]
- Wolf (1996): Not that many.
- [Fujiko has finished being possessed]
- Fujiko: Hey, where've you been all my life?
- [She blows a kiss]
- Wolf (1996): [exhausted] Welcome back.
- Guard: Controller Number Three! Controller Number Three!
- Number Two: Number Two!
- Guard: Oh, well, whatever.
- Wolf (1996): There'll be time enough to conquer the universe later. Right now I gotta outsmart the world's Zenigatas!
- Jigen (1996): Did the computer predict you'd slop an exciting life of crime for the kitchen sink?
- Wolf (1996): My tastes have matured. It's time to go straight.
- Jigen (1996): Listen, Wolf. Just this one last job, and then we'll talk about slippers and pipe as you sit by the fireside.
- Wolf (1996): Sounds great. And by the way, I forgot to mention I found love.
- Jigen (1996): Not that. No, no, no.
- Wolf (1996): [clutching his pillow and gushing] Yes!
- Jigen (1996): I'm gonna throw up.
- Wolf (1996): Hey, there ain't nothing like the love of a good woman!
- Jigen (1996): What about a cobra bite?
- Lupin: Jigen, I'm sorry, but I'll have to help you out with the diamond some other time. I'm gonna take this job finding the virus-virus!
- [He grabs Michael and runs out into the water with him. They fall into a current and are swept downstream]
- Lupin: Jigen, help!
- [Later, Jigen fishes them out with a fishing rod]
- Jigen: Well, I understand how you feel, but I'm not just going to let you abandon a job midway through.
- Lupin: [laughing sheepishly] I was just kidding, Jigen-chan.
- Goemon: Your key to soul-nourishing self denial.
- Wolf (1996): [slurred] Who needs that?
- Goemon: [to Isabel] And here, sweet princess, our key to paradise.
- Wolf (1996): That's what I want!
- [Later, the four of them are in the elevator]
- Wolf (1996): Going up!
- Jigen (1996): You're getting on my nerves, Wolf. Goemon's her bodyguard, so let him guard her body.
- Wolf (1996): It's not fair!
- Jigen (1996): Life ain't fair, Wolf, but that's life.
- [Lupin, disguised as an American punk, approaches Zenigata and Michael]
- Lupin: [in English] Excuse me, that seat is reserved for me for years. You know?
- Zenigata: [in English] Oh yes, please, sit down, okay, okay?
- [He moves Michael out of the way]
- Lupin: [in English] Oh, thank you.
- [He flops down on the end seat. In a couple of seconds, Zenigata is out like a light. Lupin smiles at Michael and blows a gum bubble to signal to him. Michael's face lights up]
- Lupin: Toilet.
- [He gets up from his seat and walks off. Michael shakes Zenigata's leg]
- Michael: Hey, old man. I need to pee. I gotta go pee.
- Zenigata: [sleepily] Go ahead, go ahead.
- Michael: Later!
- [He runs after Lupin. He runs up to the thief, who tears off his mask]
- Lupin: [in English] Howdy, Michael!
- [Overjoyed, Michael playfully punches and kicks Lupin. Over in the terminal, Zenigata is still asleep on the benches. He wakes up hours later in the empty station. The lights are now off]
- Zenigata: He's been in the bathroom for ages.
- Isabella (1996): [lying in bed topless] Goemon, aren't you coming to bed?
- Goemon: [extremely nervous] Uh, I'm not tired.
- [He slashes at the air with his sword, trying to destroy all of his sexual urges]
- Isabella (1996): What a man.