- Little Boy: Daddy, Daddy, teachers tell me that whenever someone drives with a gas cap on, an angel gets its wings!
- Father: Your teacher's full of snot!
- Pig Driving Instructor: [playing with the floor tiles, to Rocko] Don't step on the white ones. Hot la-a-a-a-a-va. Pineapples!
- Rocko: Nothing appears to be growing, Hef.
- Heffer Wolfe: [eating seeds] You know what we need, Rocko, is some...
- [spits seeds in Rocko's face]
- Heffer Wolfe: fertilizer!
- [swallows]
- Heffer Wolfe: You got the sports page?