It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

The Gang Runs for Office (2006)

Glenn Howerton: Dennis Reynolds

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• Charlie Kelly : You got that script I wrote? Grab that script.

  Dennis : I've been meaning to speak to you about this. I can't read these words. They're not in the right order.

  Charlie Kelly : It's good.

  Dennis : I think you might be dyslexic bro. I'm not reading this.

  Charlie Kelly : No, no, no, no!

  Dennis : I think you might be dyslexic.

  Charlie Kelly : Just read it once!

  Dennis : Ok... you want me to read the script?

  Charlie Kelly : Yes... and action!

  Dennis : I'll read the words you wrote. "Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you, thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot. What? Taxes, they'll be lower... son. The Democratic vote for me is right thing to do Philadelphia, so do." This doesn't make any sense!

  Charlie Kelly : Alright... then just say whatever you want.

• Dennis Reynolds : Hello, fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me, I am hot. What? Taxes. They'll be lower, son. The democratic vote for me is the right thing to do, Philadelphia. So do.