SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
Snowball Effect/One Krab's Trash (2002)
Clancy Brown: Mr. Krabs
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Quotes
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Mr. Krabs : [draws a ghost on a piece of paper and attaches it to a fishing pole] This'll scare him.
[dangles it through the window of a sleeping SpongeBob, moaning like a ghost. SpongeBob wakes up]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Oh my gosh, a floating shopping list!
[He screams]
Mr. Krabs : [looks at the paper which reads "milk, eggs, bread"] I'm not a shopping list
[turns it over]
Mr. Krabs : I'm a ghost!
[SpongeBob squeals with fright]
Mr. Krabs : Now listen, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob SquarePants : How do you know my name? Who are you?
Mr. Krabs : I am the ghost of soda drink hats!
[He draws a picture of the soda drink hat he gave SpongeBob and hangs it in front of the window]
Mr. Krabs : I'm here to tell you that that soda drinking hat you possess is cursed!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Cursed?
Mr. Krabs : Yes; it belongs to some guy who's dead now.
SpongeBob SquarePants : What guy?
[Mr. Krabs is flabbergasted by this; he hadn't anticipated that SpongeBob would asked for exact details]
Mr. Krabs : Uh... Smitty something.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Smitty what?
Mr. Krabs : Uh, Smitty... Werben... Jaegerman... Jenson.
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Mr. Krabs : Am I really going to defile a grave for money? Of course I am.
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Mr. Krabs : [Attempting to convince SpongeBob to give him a hat] I didn't want to tell you this in front of Patrick, but that hat makes you look like a girl.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Am I a pretty girl?
Mr. Krabs : Well... yes, you're... you're beautiful.
[Mailman passing by stares at Mr. Krabs in disgust]
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SpongeBob SquarePants : [arrives at Mr. Krabs' yard sale with Patrick] Hi Mr. Krabs
Patrick : What are you doing?
Mr. Krabs : I'm having an antique sale, have a look around
SpongeBob SquarePants : [picks up a toilet plunger] Hey Patrick look at this thing, pretty cool huh?
Patrick : That looks Ike the toilet plunger I threw out yesterday
Mr. Krabs : [takes it from SpongeBob] That ain't no toilet plunger, this here's an antique! It's um... uh
[turns the rubber part inside out]
Mr. Krabs : a 17th century soup ladle, see?
Patrick : Man was I using mine wrong!
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Mr. Krabs : I've checked every headstone in this cemetery and there's no Smitty Wabbablahblah in here. Think, Mr. Krabs. Maybe something SpongeBob said will give you some type of clue.
SpongeBob SquarePants : [in a thought balloon] Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!
Mr. Krabs : No not that!
SpongeBob SquarePants : [in another thought balloon] You'll never guess what I found in my sock last night! Go ahead, guess!
Mr. Krabs : No, no, no!
SpongeBob SquarePants : It was his hat, Mr. Krabs, he was number one!
Mr. Krabs : [punches the thought balloon] Ah barnacles!, I'll never find...
[notices a tombstone with a number 1 that reads Smitty Weber Man Jensen]
Mr. Krabs : The grave!, am I really going to defile this grave for money?
[thinks for a moment]
Mr. Krabs : Of course I am!
[starts digging away]
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Mr. Krabs : [opens the coffin and finds the hat attached to a dead fish's head] Jackpot! Oh, it's beautiful! Come to papa!
[takes the hat along with Smitty's skull]
Mr. Krabs : Hey come on, Smitty let go!
[shakes the hat until the head falls off]
Mr. Krabs : Rest in pieces, Smitty!
[jumps out of the grave]
Mr. Krabs : I got the million dollar hat!
[lightning strikes Smitty's corpse and he rises from his grave holding his severed head]
Smitty : Hey, man, that's my hat, give it back!
Mr. Krabs : What? No way, just crawl back into your hole, bone boy! Go ahead, play dead!
Smitty : I guess I'm going to have to take it from you.
Mr. Krabs : Yeah right, you and what army?
Smitty : [shows him other fish skeletons rising from their graves] Only the army of the living dead.
[the dead fish walk towards Mr. Krabs]
Mr. Krabs : [scared] Oh no, I've seen this on the late show! You ghoulish fiends hold me down and take turns nibbling on my innards, then you eat my brain and leave my body for the buzzards!
Smitty : That's disgusting! We just want the hat back
Mr. Krabs : No flipping way!
[takes off the head of a swordfish and uses it as a sword]
Mr. Krabs : Back off, back off I say!
Smitty : [in a monotonous manner] Attack!
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[Mr. Krabs digs up Smitty's grave and takes his soda drinking hat from his skeleton, Smitty then wakes up]
Smitty : Hey, man, that's my hat. Give it back.
Mr. Krabs : What? No way. Just... crawl back into your hole, bone boy. Go ahead, play dead.
Smitty : I guess I'm gonna have to take it from you.
Mr. Krabs : Yeah right. You and what army?
[an army of skeletons surround them]
Smitty : Only the army of the living dead.
Mr. Krabs : Oh no! I've seen this on the late show. You ghoulish fiends hold me down and take turns nibbling on my innards, then you eat my brain and leave my body for the buzzards!
Smitty : That's disgusting. We just want the hat back.
