- Mr. George Feeny: Mr. Matthews, can you tell us what SCUBA is an acronym for?
- Cory Matthews: Uh... DUBA?
- Cory Matthews: You wearing a wet suit, too, Mother Nature?
- Topanga Lawrence: No.
- [takes off robe to reveal a bathing suit as Cory and Shawn stare]
- Topanga Lawrence: What's the matter? No funny remarks?
- Cory Matthews: [to Shawn] Uh, you got anything?
- Shawn Hunter: I got nothing.
- Cory Matthews: [to Shawn again] Uh, you got anything?
- Shawn Hunter: Snap out of it, she's just a girl in a bathing suit!
- Mr. George Feeny: Mr. Hunter, perhaps you could tell us what SCUBA means?
- Shawn Hunter: Something... Creepy... Under... Boat... Andy