The L Word (TV Series)

Livin' La Vida Loca (2007)

Kate Moennig: Shane McCutcheon

Quotes 

• Shay McCutcheon : I think I'm gonna throw up.

  Shane McCutcheon : Oh, umm... Look, the bathroom's right over there.

  Helena Peabody : Shane...

  Shane McCutcheon : What?

  Helena Peabody : You should go with him.

  Shane McCutcheon : What the hell am I supposed to do?

  Bette Porter : Hold his hair.

  Shane McCutcheon : He doesn't have any hair!

• Shane McCutcheon : Helena hates me, doesn't she?

  Alice Pieszecki : No, she doesn't hate you. But you know, apart from Carmen she is the one who got hurt the most. You know she's my roommate now?

  Shane McCutcheon : Really?

  Alice Pieszecki : Yeah.

  Shane McCutcheon : Well, what do you think I could do to make it up to her?

  Alice Pieszecki : You got forty million dollars stashed away in a sock?

  Shane McCutcheon : What?

• Shane McCutcheon : No, no, no. What do you mean I need a picture of him? No, no, no. I don't have a picture of him. I haven't known him that long.

• Shane McCutcheon : Where do you think you were gonna go?

  Shay McCutcheon : Home.

  Shane McCutcheon : I'm your home now, okay? We both have to get used to that.

• Jenny Schecter : It's illegal to keep a child out of school.

  Shane McCutcheon : Well let them arrest me.