It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody's Ass (2006)

Artemis Pebdani: Artemis

Quotes 

• Artemis : Is there any nudity?

  Dee Reynolds : No.

  Artemis : Can there be?

• Dee Reynolds : So, Artemis, the last time we talked I know things got a little weird, with you licking my brother's face and all. But I need your help with an acting gig, my friend is really dragging me down.

  Artemis : What's the venue?

  Dee Reynolds : A sidewalk.

  Artemis : I don't do sidewalks.

  Dee Reynolds : That's what I thought. But if you think about it, it's the only true form of artistic expression.

  Artemis : Is there any nudity involved?

  Dee Reynolds : No.

  Artemis : Can there be?

  Dee Reynolds : No

  Artemis : I'll do it anyways.