The Ren & Stimpy Show (TV Series)

I Was a Teenage Stimpy/Who's Stupid Now? (1995)

Billy West: Ren Höek, Stimpy, Archie, Jughead, Producer

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• Ren Höek : I'm not yelling at you, Mr. Sensitive.

• Ren Höek : Stimpy, Stimpy, Stimpy, Stimpy, Stimpson, Stimpy, Mr. Cat, Mr. The Cat, the Cat, the Cat... Hoek! The latest issue of Husk! For the adult corn lover. Can't wait to try it out.

• Ren Höek : Stimpy!

• Ren Höek : Come on, man. I got important business!

• Ren Höek : What's going on in there?

• Ren Höek : That's it! I'm coming in!

• Ren Höek : Oh, Stimpy. I knew this day would come. This is the first sign of cat puberty.

• Ren Höek : The blessed transformation into adulthood. Once you are a man, you'll in turn take care of me, catering to my every whim, for the remainder of your natural life. How's that sound?

• Ren Höek : Now, wait here. I have something for you. I've been saving this till you were old enough. The Hoek family grooming kit. Been in the family for generations.

• Ren Höek : Go on. Find a nice ripe one. Gently now. Gently.

• Ren Höek : Says here, your voice'll change.

• Ren Höek : Says you're gonna get clumsy too.

• Ren Höek : You know, it's gonna be nice having a man around the house. Hey, there's baby teeth in my mush!

• Ren Höek : Hey-hey, relax, man.

• Ren Höek : It's natural. It's just another growth spurt, buddy. But, your brain will catch up eventually.

• Ren Höek : Hey, you think you have the monopoly on hygene?

• Ren Höek : Heh-heh... It's just a phase.

• Ren Höek : Stimpy's shedded skins... strewn all over the house! This pubescence has got to stop!

• Ren Höek : Out? Why, I'd love to.

• Ren Höek : No... chi... hahas. Kid talk. I'm hep to that.

• Ren Höek : Hey, like, I thought you cool cats would might like to partake og some groovy beverage.

• Ren Höek : Heh, I sure would like to meet your... way-out... groovy... daddy-o chumleys.

• Ren Höek : Delinquents! I knew it! You and you, home!

• Ren Höek : Out!

• Ren Höek : And you, I've had it up to here with your phases. You are not to leave this room until you're a full-grown adult!

• Ren Höek : You're grounded! Forever!

• Ren Höek : I heard that!

• Ren Höek : They grow so fast. Seems like only yesterday. Throwing the old bean...

• Ren Höek : Aw, look, how cute. Here, kitty kitty. Little tykester.

• Ren Höek : Maybe I was kinda hard on the little lad. I'll make it up to him next year. Someone has breached my security system.

• Ren Höek : My secret stash... perpetrated! Stimpyyyy! Going through another man's Draaaawers! I should have done this back in scene 36. This'll learn ya! Where are ya... you little thief? And what have you done with my maga... zines... oooh... zee...?

• Ren Höek : He's gone into the pupa stage, from which he'll emerge a grown man. well, that ain't gonna save ya! You're all grown up.

• Ren Höek : And now, I have a man to take care of me in my dotage, do odd jobs, feed me, bathe me, gently wipe the drool from my chin.

• Ren Höek : Wait!

• Ren Höek : They grow so fast, then leave ya. You just hope you raise them right.