The L Word (TV Series)

Lassoed (2007)

Leisha Hailey: Alice Pieszecki

Quotes 

• Alice Pieszecki : Phyllis.

  Phyllis Kroll , Bette Porter : Alice?

  Alice Pieszecki : [to Bette]  Hello, Professor Porter.

  Phyllis Kroll : Dean Porter, Alice. You're demoting her.

• Bette Porter : [to Alice]  My boss is attracted to you.

  Alice Pieszecki : Really?

• Jenny Schecter : And the thing is the vagina's girlfriend was molested and now she's like this perfect saint, which is awesome - and I was abused and now I'm like this fucked up nitwit, but that's my experience.

  Alice Pieszecki : I get it, I totally get it, I'm just saying I think you should let it go. It's a tiny magazine, who reads it? And didn't Elle say something great about, what "refreshingly literate?" That's huge - that's Elle, concentrate on that.