The L Word (TV Series)

Lassoed (2007)

Jessica Capshaw: Nadia Karella

Quotes 

• Nadia : [seeing Bette rub her shoulder]  Do you have a knot? Do you want me to unlock it?

  Bette Porter : Uh... it... it's okay. No, really, it's fine.

  Nadia : [rubbing Bette's shoulders anyway]  Oh, wow. You are really tight. God, do you feel that? It's right there.

  Bette Porter : [whispering]  Nadia, please...

  Nadia : Do you want me to find you a body worker? Because, oh my gosh, I have the most amazing Ayurvedic healer, and he, he went so deep...

  Bette Porter : I, uh, I'd prefer a woman.

  [Bette's embarrassed and realizes what she just blurted out] 

  Nadia : [a beat]  Well. That can be arranged, Dean Porter.

• Bette Porter : I just need to find out, uh, what conferences C.U. has hosted. I know that we did the Global Sustainability last August...

  Nadia : Where Dr. Gorsham sustained multiple hickeys from his two teaching assistants.

  Bette Porter : You mean he slept with both of them?

  Nadia : Don't be shocked. It happens all the time.

  Bette Porter : Well, that doesn't make it acceptable.

  Nadia : No, but we're all adults, Bette. I mean, in a cloistered environment like a university, it would be absurd to think that there weren't relationships between faculty and students.

• [last lines] 

  Nadia : Would it be wrong if I told you, I have never wanted to kiss someone more than I want to kiss you right now.

  Bette Porter : Nadia.