Weeds (TV Series)

A.K.A The Plant (2006)

Meital Dohan: Yael Hoffman

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Quotes 

• Andy Botwin : [Andy tries to kiss her, she pulls back]  Oh I'm sorry, I thought we were hitting it off.

  Yael Hoffman : We are.

  Andy Botwin : [Andy tries to kiss her again, she pulls back]  Oh, I'm sorry. It's too soon since your lover died?

  Yael Hoffman : No, I've been with many men. Helps to get over things.

  Andy Botwin : Good.

  [Tries to kiss her again, again she withdraws] 

  Andy Botwin : Am I getting mixed messages here?

  Yael Hoffman : Look. You're adorable, but I'm not attracted to you. Sorry.

  Andy Botwin : Are you a chubby chaser or something?

  Yael Hoffman : No, just I like men. Someone big and strong. Someone who can grow a beard. You're pretty, and I could flip you like a pancake. You ask for permission instead of just slamming me up against a wall and f**king me until I come like a volcano. But we can still be friends, right?