Weeds (TV Series)
Mrs. Botwin's Neighborhood (2006)
Elizabeth Perkins: Celia Hodes
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Quotes
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[Celia and Nancy are having a disagreement about Nancy's half-hearted work on Celia's campaign for City Council]
Celia Hodes : ...If you can't make time for the pressing problems of greater Agrestic...
Nancy Botwin : That's exactly it - I can't make time. I've got problems at home.
[starts for the door]
Celia Hodes : [with a concerned look on her face, Celia follows] Really? Do you wanna' talk about it?
Nancy Botwin : I don't wanna' talk about it. i just wanna' go home.
Celia Hodes : Ya' know, I tell you about my husband's unemployment, my daughter being the face of America's trans fat...so...tell me what's going on with you? Please? Nancy...
Nancy Botwin : [not wanting to hurt her feelings] ...Celia...
Celia Hodes : Aren't we friends?
Nancy Botwin : I just wanna' go!
Celia Hodes : [disappointed] You can't even say it. You don't want to be my friend!
Nancy Botwin : [gestures toward Celia] Everything is not about you, Celia!
[Nancy turns to leave. As she walks away, Celia reaches out, grabs Nancy's hair from behind and gives it a hard tug before letting go]
Nancy Botwin : [turns around totally shocked, yells] What the fuck are you doing??
Celia Hodes : [grabbing Nancy's hair again with a desparate look on her face] Be my friend!
[the two begin to twirl in a circle, Celia pulling Nancy's hair while Nancy grabs Celia's arm trying to make her let go]
Nancy Botwin : Oww!! Let go of my fucking hair...
Celia Hodes : Be my friend!!!
Nancy Botwin : [nearly frantic] Let go of my fucking hairrrr!
Celia Hodes : [just as frantic] Be my Goddamned motherfucking friendddd!!!!!
Nancy Botwin : Owwww!!!
[when Celia finally lets go, Nancy quickly gets to the front door]
Nancy Botwin : Your insane!
Celia Hodes : [lowering her voice as she repeats] Selfish! Selfish! Selfish!
[the two women glare at each other in mutual shock for a moment, then Nancy walks out]
Pam : [in the cheeriest voice imaginable] You two are just like sisters!
