- Deputy Chief Brenda Johnson: Just... go home.
- Det. Lt. Provenza: Is that how they say "You're fired" in the South?"
- Deputy Chief Brenda Johnson: Did I ever once imply that I would allow y'all to make up the rules as you went along?
- Det. Lt. Provenza: [Discussing the reason they are late to the ball game] You drive the only car that was stolen in Mexico and brought here to sell.