The L Word (TV Series)

Legend in the Making (2007)

Jane Lynch: Joyce Wischnia

Quotes 

• Joyce Wischnia : Well, I'm glad to see that you've made your decision.

  Bette Porter : What decision have we made?

  Joyce Wischnia : Mommy dearest one and mommy dearest two will be fighting this out in a court of law... which in the end is not a terrible thing.

  Tina Kennard : How is that not a terrible thing?

  Bette Porter : Yeah, in what universe is that not a terrible thing?

  Joyce Wischnia : Well, in the universe of my bank account for one.

• Joyce Wischnia : [to baby Angelica]  And you, my little sweet, you will be known in the press as Baby A, the artificially conceived daughter of a bisexual, white movie exec and a biracial, lesbian art-world titan. Oh, my gosh. The fundamentalists will picket. Liberals and feminists will argue among themselves. Good Christian folks will write into the op-eds, offering to adopt her away from her sick and perverted, warring parents.