The Venture Bros. (TV Series)

Hate Floats (2006)

James Urbaniak: Dr. Venture, The Phantom Limb

Quotes 

• The Phantom Limb : [to Dr Girlfriend]  No man is immune to your charms.

  Brock Samson : Pfff, No man. I'm still looking for the scars on her.

  [the Limb shoots him with a Tranquiliser Dart] 

• The Phantom Limb : [to Samson]  I have removed the bullet. And three others, a blowgun dart, two shark's teeth, a tip of a bayonet, a twisted paperclip, and a meager handful of buckshot. You may want to learn how to duck.

• Brock Samson : Not even a scar? Did you look around the nipple, or belly button? Sometimes they, they put 'em in through there.

  The Phantom Limb : Look, she is all woman. I have explored every supple inch of her and I have found nothing but nectar.

  Brock Samson : All right, fine. Maybe the Monarch's just better equipped.

  The Phantom Limb : You are strapping on an ultra-light gyropack. They are only issued to top ranking Guild officials.

  Brock Samson : No, I mean better... equipped.

  The Phantom Limb : She was kidnapped, alright? Kid, Napped.

  Brock Samson : Ehh, I'm just sayin'.

• Henchman 21 : [Opening his bureau]  Gentlemen, choose your weapons.

  Henchman 24 : Are these them?

  Henchman 21 : [correcting]  Are these 'they'.

  Henchman 24 : Who talks like that?

  The Monarch : Stand aside. I'm in charge here and I will assign the... are these they?

  Henchman 21 : [Proudly, as the scene reveals the 'weapons' to be collector's toys]  Yep. And you gotta admit that it is a sweet collection.

  The Monarch : You fucking idiot! You expect us to go in to battle with these? Is it your plan so that they will die laughing?

  Dr. Venture : Oh, no, I think you'll have that covered when you storm the room with butterfly costumes.

  The Monarch : Oh ha, ha, ha, ha... nice one-sie, dick! Does it have snaps in the back so you can make poopies?

  Henchman 24 : Oh, snap!

  Dr. Venture : For your information, this isn't a one-sie, it is a speed suit!

  The Monarch : Or they can think that you're a three year old with prygeria and take pity on us.

  Henchman 24 : Oh, in your face!