"The Venture Bros." Assassinanny 911 (TV Episode 2006) - Christopher McCulloch as Hank Venture, Hunter Gathers, OSI Agent, Additional Voices

Brock Samson : Special Agent-in-Training Brock Samson reporting for duty.

Hunter Gathers : Don't you salute me, you bastard! Leave that Little John-John crap back in Biloxi.

Brock Samson : Yes sir!

Hunter Gathers : And don't sir me, damn you! You're not in the Marines anymore. This is intelligence. Start using it!
Brock Samson : [about sparing people] No women, no children?

Hunter Gathers : No women, no children. Them's rules. Separates us from the baddies.

Brock Samson : But what if she's an enemy agent?

Hunter Gathers : Uh-uh.

Brock Samson : An assassin?

Hunter Gathers : No.

Brock Samson : A double-agent assassin who just killed the President.

Hunter Gathers : No sir. Non-lethal takedown only. President's not the president anyway, you know that.

Brock Samson : Oh. Hey, how about, you know, uh... a lady Dracula?

Hunter Gathers : You mean, le vampyr? Nosferatu?

Brock Samson : Guess.

Hunter Gathers : Undead. Not technically a woman in that regard, so you got no beef there. Also, fictitious.
Hank Venture : Dean, Dean, sometimes I forget you're younger than me.

Dean Venture : By a lousy four minutes!

Hank Venture : Well then maybe in four minutes you'll understand!

Christopher McCulloch: Hank Venture, Hunter Gathers, OSI Agent, Additional Voices