- Pinky: Presenting Lord--Narf! Um, what Brain?
- The Brain: Lumfordchestershire.
- Pinky: Lumford-something-shire!
- Sir Sidney: Well then, Lord Narf-Um-What-Brain-Lumford-Something-Shire, the wager is made.
- The Brain: I will travel around the world in 79 days.
- Sir Sidney: Those huge ears. Those pinched features. They must be royalty.
- The Brain: Actually, I am a mouse bent on global domination.
- Phineas Fogg: Definitely royalty.
- The Brain: A true leader is ever undaunted. We will simply approach the local peasantry and demand that they assist us.
- Pinky: Careful of those offensive hand gestures, Brain.
- The Brain: Bah, Pinky. I will communicate in the language of tourists-- shouting really loudly, as if everyone else is stupid and deaf.
- [to locals]
- The Brain: YOU HELP ME! WHERE TRAIN STATION?