The Sarah Silverman Program. (2007–2010)
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Quotes
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Sarah Silverman : You car smells like farts!
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Sarah Silverman : I just tried to be like the others / But I pooped instead / I tried to join in with my brothers / I pooped instead / And I wish it never happened, that's what I wish / And I also wish so many things...
Sarah Silverman : I wish every child had a mother / That's what I wish / I wish we could love one another / If I had one wish / And I wish all the nations belonged to one world / And I wish all religion was love.
Sarah Silverman : And I wish the retarded... were re-smarted / That's what I wish.
[fade to white]
Black God : Hello, Sarah.
Sarah Silverman : Are you God's black friend?
Black God : Sarah, your song was so passionate, so selfless. It has risen above the sound of a billion prayers. I want you to pick one wish, and I will grant it. All you have to do is choose.
[Sarah nods, fade to white]
Steve : I heard brunch is an escape from ...
[farts]
All : Ew!
Brian : See, I always thought it was more a matter of ...
[farts]
All : Gross!
Sarah Silverman : You guys are both wrong. According to Newsweek, brunch comes from the Latin ...
[farts]
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Sarah Silverman : Peggy... Does that bum you out 'cause your name rhymes with... Eggy. Like Egg.