- Master Shake: Good morning Carl. How's it goin'?
- Carl: Oh yeah, good morning to you, Mr. Food Monster. This is how it's goin'. Look at my FRICKIN' CAR. It is crushed to bejeezus and back.
- Master Shake: [stares at wrecked car] Have you gotten any estimates?
- [first lines of the series]
- Dr. Weird: Gentlemen! Vegetables have threatened man for generations. I have obtained funds to solve this vegetable nightmare. Behold!
- [unveils gigantic robotic bunny]
- Steve: Uh, Dr. Weird? I thought that grant was for, like, to cure diseases or something.
- Dr. Weird: The grant? What is that?
- Steve: Well, uh...
- Dr. Weird: Shut up!
- Master Shake: Good morning, Carl! How's it going?
- Carl: Oh hey there, Mr. Food Monster, this is how it's going! My car has been crushed, the Bejesus and back!
- Master Shake: Carl, it's okay! It's cool, man! I'm a detective. Clear the crime scene and let me think!
- [a pause; Shake inhales]
- Master Shake: Meteors did it! That'll be twenty dollars.