The Albino Code (2006)
Brian Silliman: Officer Howard
Quotes
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Officer Howard : Captain Fascist, heres a photo of our most likely suspect.
Captain Fascist : No, you idiot. I want a color photograph.
Officer Howard : Sir, this is a color photograph, he's an albino.
Captain Fascist : Albeeno.
Officer Howard : Albino.
Captain Fascist : Yes, that is what I said: Albeeno.
Officer Howard : But that's wrong.
Captain Fascist : Hm. Are they, uh - legal in this country?
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Captain Fascist : Shut up, everyone! You'll anger the red-eyed demon!
Officer Howard : Actually sir, his eyes are blue.
Captain Fascist : Howard. He's using his magic Albeeno trickery on you.
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Captain Fascist : Officer Howard... did you see this? Like, a ghost, from ze bowels of hell- he vanished.
Officer Howard : Uh... no, actually, sir- he's uh- walkin' away, right now, literally right there in your eye-line.