Family Guy (TV Series)
Bango Was His Name Oh! (2006)
Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin, Tricia Takanawa, Customer #1, Andrea, Old Lady
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Quotes
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Lois Griffin : Chris find yourself a girl who smokes. Remember, if she smokes, she pokes.
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Peter Griffin : Ah, sweet, Quagmire! You got a Winnebago.
Glenn Quagmire : You mean a wanna-bang-o!
Lois Griffin : [fake chuckle] Oh, how clever.
Glenn Quagmire : Yeah, I'm gonna take her across the country and nail a different broad in every state. Also gonna go to Vegas.
Peter Griffin : Oh, we went to Vegas once. Remember, Lois? We saw the Jew Man Group?
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Tom Tucker : We now go live to the streets of San Francisco with Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa. Diane, is she Chinese or Japanese?
Diane Simmons : She's Japanese, Tom.
Tom Tucker : Wow. I know a Japanese woman.
Tricia Takanawa : Tom, I'm standing here amidst the heated debate over a recent petition to change the name of the city from San Francisco to something a little less gay.
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Peter Griffin : [in the bathtub] Care to join me, Lois?
Lois Griffin : [giggling] Ohh... uh, Peter, how am I supposed to...
Peter Griffin : Oh, oh, oh, sorry, sorry. Where are my manners?
Lois Griffin : [he pulls back his belly fat] Oh, what a gentleman.
Peter Griffin : [she gets in] There you go.
Lois Griffin : [letting go, his stomach smacks her in the face, and she hits her head on the tub faucet] Ahh!
Peter Griffin : Oh, oh, God! Oh, you okay? You all right, honey?
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Chris Griffin : Mom, Meg says Omar Sharif is dead, but I think she's thinking of Anthony Quinn.
Lois Griffin : [covering herself] Chris, your father and I are in the tub. And, Meg, you are thinking of Anthony Quinn. Now, get out!
[they leave]
Lois Griffin : Peter, this is ridiculous. We have no privacy here. We gotta get those kids out of the house once in a while. I mean, shouldn't they be dating?
Peter Griffin : Eh, that doesn't solve the problem, Lois. If they start dating, I mean, their-their rooms are right next to each other, they'll start having sex, we'll never get 'em out of the house, and...
Lois Griffin : No, no, no. You idiot, I'm talking about them dating other people.
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Peter Griffin : Kids, your mother and I have decided that we're gonna help you two get out in the dating world.
Lois Griffin : That's right. Chris, I'm gonna show you how to be an affable, desirable young man who doesn't smell like the inside of a wool hat.
Chris Griffin : Why you gotta break balls?
Peter Griffin : And, Meg, when I get through with you, you're gonna be beating guys off with both hands.
Meg Griffin : This is gonna be so fun.
Peter Griffin : Hey! Zip it. Rule number one: no speaky until the man speaky to you.