Lucky Louie (TV Series)

Pilot (2006)

Pamela Adlon: Kim

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Quotes 

• Kim : [Kim tries to seduce Louie by bending over]  Ooh, look at the dirty, dirty stove.

  Louie : Cut it out.

  Kim : Why? Am I turning you on?

  Louie : Yes, dummy.

  Kim : Well...

  [grabs Louie's genitals] 

  Kim : Do something about it, you big fuckin' polesmoker.

  Louie : [sadly]  We can't afford it.

  Kim : Stop thinking about money. The only thing you should be thinking about...

  [bends over] 

  Kim : is all this ass.

  Louie : [talking into Kim's behind]  We can't afford it!

  Kim : Yeah, talk to it, baby.

  Louie : Look, I would love to tap that ass.

  Kim : So tap it!

  Louie : I want to but my dick is too aware that your pussy is a chamber of financial ruin.

  Kim : Are you serious?

  Louie : I'm sorry. I need at least 3000 dollars in an interest bearing account to get fully hard.

• Louie : Do you know much we have in checking right now? Negative 50 dollars. We have to raise 50 bucks to be broke.

  Kim : I don't care. I'm not waiting. Lucy is four already. I'm getting pregnant right now!

  Louie : You ain't gettin' pregnant without my sperm.

  Kim : That is not your sperm! That is our sperm! That's my sperm!

  [grabs for Louie's crotch] 

  Kim : Give it back! Give me! Give it!

• [last lines] 

  Louie : Look you want another baby and maybe it's for a stupid reason! But, what, am I supposed to let them tell us? The phone company, and the cable company? Am I supposed to let them tell us...

  [to the clerk] 

  Louie : Am I supposed to let you tell me that we can't have another baby?

  Clerk : That's right, sir.

  Louie : Well, guess what, asshole? We're gonna go home and we're gonna make another baby right now!

  Kim : Wow, honey, you got like an anger boner right now!

  Louie : I'm gonna fuck your tits off!