Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)

Total Re-Carl (2003)

Dave Willis: Meatwad, Carl Brutananadilewski

Quotes 

• [Carl's head has been grafted to a new body] 

  Carl : I don't remember being so old... and so black.

• Frylock : Do you know how much water is used up every time you flush the toilet?

  Carl : I give. What?

  Frylock : Three gallons.

  Carl : Wow, what a waste. The poor children.

• Meatwad : I'm gonna start dropping F-bombs. Listen to this: Fart you, fart head.

• Carl : Oh, so it's sorta like that movie "Predator". Only instead of hunting people, he's, like, crappin'.

• [Carl's body is made entirely of eyeballs] 

  Carl : Let me see a mirror.

  Master Shake : Here you go, "Shaun Cassidy".

  Carl : [seeing his reflection]  Ohhh! Gross!

  Master Shake : What are you, an idiot? You never heard of Shaun Cassidy?

• Frylock : Carl, did you lose something behind the couch?

  Carl : Yeah I did! I lost peace and quiet!

• Frylock : [after placing Carl's head on the machine]  I give you the ultimate in military hardware! Complete with laser cannon, indestructible titanium exoskeleton, and motion activated plasma pulse rifles.

  Master Shake : And you're gonna plug him in?

  Frylock : You're right. Damn, what the hell was I thinking?

  Meatwad : Fudge.

  Frylock : That's not an F-bomb.

  Meatwad : Fudge you.

• Carl : [Carl wakes up with a body made entirely of eyeballs]  Why do my knees feel like they wanna tear up?

• [Meatwad has placed numerous eyes in his head] 

  Meatwad : Look at me, I'm Shaun Cassidy!

  Master Shake : Ha! Good one. What the hell are you talking about?

  Meatwad : Well, you know, he was a Hardy boy, and they was private eyes... plus, he had like ten eyes in his head.

• Meatwad : Go fart yourself.

• Meatwad : Fudge you, butthole.

• Meatwad : I just can't go, you know, with people watching.

  Master Shake : We don't need a toilet. The pile of clothes in the hallway has worked fine for us for years, and it will continue to work.

• Meatwad : Well, he ain't gonna poop in the yard. I mean, he'll go inside to do that.

  Frylock : Not if his door's locked.