- [Shake has just received a disfiguring face-lift]
- Master Shake: Frylock! You're into that science crap. You can fix this for me!
- Frylock: [sarcastic] Oh, I thought I was inferior. I don't know. Is the unwashed allowed to touch the golden?
- Master Shake: Well, maybe this one time I can let it pass. I won't tell anyone.
- Master Shake: Maybe I'll get a Benetton ad where they look for freaks...
- Frylock: Shake, you're not a freak, ok?
- Carl: [faintly, from Shake's window] Hey, come look at this freak here!
- Frylock: I mean, yes, you do have a pair of large nostrils going down your back, and... they're running.
- Carl: Oh my god, look at that -
- [Frylock lowers the blinds]
- Carl: AWWW FRYMAN WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' TO ME HERE? This is fun!
- Master Shake: Was he talking about me?
- Frylock: No, of course not.
- Carl: [faintly] Awww you missed it, it's a huuge milkshake, yeah he's like a freakin...
- Frylock: I gotta go.
- [Dr. Weird is standing next to a lawnmower, gesturing to it]
- Dr. Weird: GENTLEMEN! I... have made LOVE to this MACHINE! And in retrospect... I ask myself WHY!