- Hermione Granger: According to legend, Pubertis lives in this dungeon.
- Ron Weasley: Harry! I'm scared!
- Harry Potter: You're always scared, you chicken shit!
- Ron Weasley: I can't help it! I'm a scared, pimple-faced, red-headed, chicken shit virgin!
- John Corzine: Hello, I'm New Jersey's Governor, John Corzine. I hope you've enjoyed this reenactment of our state's proud history: The Garden State. Come get in on some of this rainbow.