Doctor Who (TV Series)

The Enemy of the World: Episode 5 (1968)

Patrick Troughton: Dr. Who, Salamander

Quotes 

• Jamie : We can't tell you anything.

  Dr. Who : [as Salamander]  Of course not. We know everything. We know about Giles Kent, we know about the girl called Astrid, and we know about your friend, the Doctor.

  Victoria : [steps forward]  I don't believe you.

  Dr. Who : A childish plan to impersonate me. That's the truth, isn't it?

  Jamie : [steps forward]  Ah, but he didn't agree to it.

  Dr. Who : You two were sent to the Central European Zone to start trouble.

  Victoria : If you want to know the truth, Giles Kent told us a story and we weren't sure. Before the Doctor could do anything, we had to come here and find out what person you're like.

  Jamie : Yeah, we found out right enough.

  Dr. Who : You see, Bruce, they're just terrorists. Not very big-fry either. All this nonsense about proof against me.

  Victoria : If you're doing so much good for the world, why are you so afraid for your own life?

  Jamie : Aye, why do you have so many enemies?

  Victoria : Personal guards...

  Jamie : Your own food taster...

  Victoria : And why destroy the one man people trusted, Alexander Denes?

  Jamie : Aye!

  Donald Bruce : What do you mean, "destroy"?

  Victoria : One of your men shot him.

  Donald Bruce : Trying to escape?

  Victoria : He shot him deliberately.

  Jamie : [walks up to Bruce]  Aye, and that girl, Fariah, well, she was close to Salamander. She'd speak against him. I know she would.

  Dr. Who : Fariah is dead.

  Victoria : [shocked mad]  Dead?

  Jamie : You've had her murdered, too, have you?

  Victoria : [attacks "Salamander"]  Why, you...

  Dr. Who : [as himself, cowers out of his chair]  Oh, Victoria, don't hit me! You wouldn't hit your old friend the Doctor, would you?

• Dr. Who : I- I wouldn't leave you in the tender mercy of Salamander.

  Jamie : Doctor?

  Dr. Who : You don't believe me? Oh. Ha.

  [the Doctor clears his throat, exaggeratedly reaches into his shirt and mimes taking out his recorder. He whistles 5 bars of "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star", the fifth repeating the first, all the while fingering the air as if he were playing it, then suddenly making a listening gesture at his right ear] 

  Jamie : [points and whistles "Shave and a Haircut"] 

  Dr. Who : [whistles and fingers "Two Bits"]  Only *you* made me leave it in the TARDIS!

  Jamie : It *is* him!

  Victoria : Oh, Doctor!

  Jamie : Doctor, why didn't you tell...

  [Jaime and Victoria talk over each other, hugging the Doctor in joy, until interrupted by] 

  Donald Bruce : Tardis? Tardis, what's that?

  Dr. Who : Uh, well, it's a little place that we three have in common. You must admit, they thought I was Salamander to begin with.

  Donald Bruce : Yes, I concede that. But there's still no proof.

  Dr. Who : No, but there's enough doubt in your mind to make you go on asking questions, isn't there? That's why we came here!