The Deaths of Ian Stone (2007)

Christina Cole: Jenny Walker

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• Jenny : [after Ian falls asleep while driving]  Getting your customer to their destination alive usually makes for a better tip.

• Jenny : Are you alright?

  Ian Stone : Yeah, aside from the sudden desire to slit my wrists I think I'll make it until Monday.

• Ian Stone : Do me a favor?

  Jenny : Anything.

  Ian Stone : Kill me. Now.

  Jenny : [handing him files]  But then I wouldn't get to pass this shit off on you and generally make your existence a living hell!

  Ian Stone : So that's all I'm good for.

  Jenny : Well, I guess I'd miss seeing your pretty little face every day.

• Jenny : Do me a favor.

  Ian Stone : Anything.

  Jenny : Shoot me if I turn into my sisters.

  Ian Stone : Yeah, but then I wouldn't get to see your pretty little face.

• Jenny : What are those things?

  Ian Stone : I'm still working on that.

• Ian Stone : You know how it is, a day where everything's going wrong?

  Jenny : Yeah, sometimes.

  Ian Stone : That's today. That's this day.

  Jenny : What happened?

  Ian Stone : You saw the scoreboard stop, right?

  Jenny : Yeah, everyone saw it.

  Ian Stone : That's what I'm saying! That doesn't happen! Today has just been... something has been off. It's not right, all day.

• Jenny : Are you alright?

  Ian Stone : Yeah. I mean, you're going to think I'm absolutely crazy, but I keep waking up in different places and everything's changed, except you because you're still here.

  Jenny : Ian, I thought you said you cleaned up?

  Ian Stone : What? No. This has nothing to do with that. You don't understand. These people are trying to kill me.