Robot Chicken (TV Series)

1987 (2006)

Seth MacFarlane: Emperor Palpatine, Grizzlor, Executive

Quotes 

• Emperor Palpatine : [to Darth Vader on the phone, regarding the Death Star's destruction]  Build another one? Oh yeah, that's real fucking original! And who's gonna give me a loan, jackhole, you? You got an ATM in that torso Lite-Brite? Now get your 7-foot-2 asthmatic ass back here, or else I'll tell everyone what a whiney bitch you were about Padamamay or Panda Bear or whatever the hell her name is!

  [pause, aside to senators] 

  Emperor Palpatine : Oh jeez, he's crying!

  [goes back to phone] 

  Emperor Palpatine : Hey, hey, hey, come on don't do that, just... look, I'm just dealing with a lot of crap right now. Death star blown up by a bunch of fucking teenagers, you know? I didn't mean to snap. Just get back here. Okay, okay, bye. I... ye... I... I love you too.

• [Talking to Darth Vader on the phone; yelling throughout] 

  Emperor Palpatine : Huh? What do you mean "they blew up the Death Star"?

  [Listens to the reply] 

  Emperor Palpatine : Fuck! Oh, fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

  Emperor Palpatine : Who's "they"?

  [Listens to the reply] 

  Emperor Palpatine : What the hell is an "Aluminum Falcon"?

• Emperor Palpatine : So I threw the senate at him... the whole senate! True story.