Married... with Children (TV Series)

Hot off the Grill (1989)

David Garrison: Steve Rhoades

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• Marcy : Oh, Peggy, I don't know what to do. Steve is an unfeeling cur. As you know, my sainted Aunt Tuney passed away.

  Steve : Sainted, my foot. She used to pay for sailors.

  Marcy : She was sixty-seven and they wouldn't come for free. Any... Anyway, I was her favorite, and the honor of caring for her sainted ashes fell to me.

  Steve : And the horrible cross to bear of caring for her hundred thousand dollars fell to her cats.

• Steve : Thank you, Al, we'll be glad to come. What can we bring?

  Al : Well, just the plates, and some food, and some beers and leave the rest to us. Oh, this is gonna be just great. You know, there's nothing like spending Labor Day with the family, good food, and good friends.

  [reality dawns on Al] 

  Al : Oh, God. What a charade.

  [Al breaks down crying]