Married... with Children (TV Series)
Born to Walk (1987)
Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy
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Quotes
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Al : What a nice little town we live in. Neighborhood's burning down, no cops. There's a robbery, no cops. I start my car, here comes the Bundy squad.
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Al : [ironically] Oh no, that's my pleasure Peg, even though my rates will skyrocket
[to Kelly]
Al : because you're underage and I'm paying a special rate for
[glances at Peg]
Al : the bumper-car queen over here...
Kelly : [smiling emotionally] Well, I know why you don't want me to drive and it's not the insurance. Your little girl is growing up and you can't bear to let her go, huh?
[Kelly wraps her arms around Al]
Al : No, it's the insurance.
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Al : No, this too: right now your daddy's a little irritated, because you cost your daddy 500 freaking dollars, but more important than that - well, not more important than that but as important - you've showed me how little you care. So tomorrow, when I go to get my license...
Kelly : Who's taking you, Dad?
Al : I'll crawl on my face. When I come home, your daddy is not going to give you anything: not a smile, no money, no food... I'm not going to lift a finger to help any of you and I don't expect any of you to lift a finger to help me. From now on, we have a new Bundy rule: every man for himself.
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Al : Hey, Steve?
[chuckles]
Al : You know that two feet, three inches? Well, it was just big enough that a cop spotted me and gave me another ticket for a broken tail-light.
Steve : Well, I warned you, Al.
Al : [chuckling] Yeah, oh yeah. You know, me and you just have to go hunting one day. Yeah, I'll get you a pair of antlers to wear.