Married... with Children (TV Series)

Born to Walk (1987)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

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• Al : [ironically]  Oh no, that's my pleasure Peg, even though my rates will skyrocket

  [to Kelly] 

  Al : because you're underage and I'm paying a special rate for

  [glances at Peg] 

  Al : the bumper-car queen over here...

  Kelly : [smiling emotionally]  Well, I know why you don't want me to drive and it's not the insurance. Your little girl is growing up and you can't bear to let her go, huh?

  [Kelly wraps her arms around Al] 

  Al : No, it's the insurance.

• Al : Uh, Peg, maybe you didn't hear me. I said I failed my written test.

  Peggy : Well, I didn't say I was proud of you.

  Kelly : And Mom, Dad got another ticket for a broken tail-light and one for driving without a license.

  Peggy : [with sarcasm]  Oh, I'm sorry, Al. Now I'm proud of you.

• Al : No, this too: right now your daddy's a little irritated, because you cost your daddy 500 freaking dollars, but more important than that - well, not more important than that but as important - you've showed me how little you care. So tomorrow, when I go to get my license...

  Kelly : Who's taking you, Dad?

  Al : I'll crawl on my face. When I come home, your daddy is not going to give you anything: not a smile, no money, no food... I'm not going to lift a finger to help any of you and I don't expect any of you to lift a finger to help me. From now on, we have a new Bundy rule: every man for himself.

• Marcy Rhoades : So you're finally getting your license, huh? You're going to love it, Kelly. Driving gives you real independence.

  Kelly : Yeah. I know what you mean. You know, I was really getting sick of that "Put out or get out" stuff.

• Kelly : Well, two guys are fighting over me down by the train tracks today. You know, it really wouldn't look right if I wasn't there.