Married... with Children (TV Series)

'Til Death Do Us Part (1993)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

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Quotes 

• Al Bundy : How you feeling, Peg? I'm surprised you could make it down those stairs this morning.

  Peggy Bundy : I know. I was pretty tired. I hope that buzzing didn't keep you awake last night.

  Al Bundy : Yeah, those damn bees. You know, and one must have stung you too, 'cause I heard you scream.

• Al Bundy : Bask in the afterglow, baby. Now, Peg, you're not glowing. You don't have that "I've been satisfied by Al Bundy" look on your face. Gee, maybe you should go to your girlie doctor. You know, they say you should get checked out every 50 years or so. You know, put you up on the old rack, check your belts and hoses.

  Peggy Bundy : Honey, there is nothing wrong with my belts and hoses. I just need to be taken out and driven once in a while.

  Al Bundy : Well, that can't be a shot at me. I'm Al "The Mailman" Bundy. I deliver.

  Peggy Bundy : Yes, Al, but mailmen are slow and they deliver every day.

  Al Bundy : Yeah, but they don't always have to go to the same house.

• [first lines] 

  Al Bundy : [thinking, praying]  Oh, Lord... if I ever meant anything to you please let me fall asleep before she thinks of sex.

  [Peggy, as if on cue, turns towards Al] 

  Peggy Bundy : AAAlllll.

  Al Bundy : [facing skyward]  You are a woman, aren't ya?

• Peggy Bundy : [Peggy and Al turn out the lights in the bedroom for sex]  Oh, Al you're... done.

  [Al is snoring] 

  Peggy Bundy : Thanks again, honey.

• Al Bundy : But seriously, Peg, I mean, you weren't satisfied?

  Peggy Bundy : Well, let's put it this way: I used to call you The Minute Man. Now I long for those days. But, you know, Marcy was very comforting. She said with you, the sooner it's over, the better. Ha ha ha.

  Al Bundy : You told her?

  [Marcy and Jefferson enter] 

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Al, you, uh... You wanna throw around the football? Heh. There... are we done?

  [Jefferson and Marcy laughs] 

  Al Bundy : I think she might have told him!

• Peggy Bundy : Now, this is George Washington, the father of our country.

  Kelly Bundy : I thought that was James Brown.

  Peggy Bundy : No, he's the Godfather of Soul.

  Kelly Bundy : I thought that was Don Corleone.

  Peggy Bundy : I think we've had enough for one day.