- [first lines]
- Janet: George, you've been out here half an hour; come on in.
- George: I can't.
- Janet: What do you mean you can't?
- George: Well, you know I had to rescue that boat from the Arctic.
- Janet: Yes?
- George: Which meant I had to fly very low over the magnetic north pole.
- Janet: So?
- George: [raises his arm and the car his hand is resting on rises with the hand] I've become magnetic, Janet.
- George: I can't get into the kitchen.
- Janet: Every husband's dream. "I'd love to help you with the washing up, darling, but my magnetic field won't let me."
- George: I'll get some pills on Ultron to sort me out. I'll get them tomorrow.
- Janet: In the meantime I have to do everything!
- George: Oh, good point. I'll get them next week.
- Janet: Do you really think that he can be Piers's son?
- Hugo Blisset: Morning, Janet. Look, Dad tells me your husband prefers guys. So, if your fire's going out and you want it stoking, give me a call. Ciao.
- Janet, Mrs Raven: Yeah, that's Piers's son.
- [last lines]
- Janet: What about the magnetism?
- George: Oh yeah. I've taken more pills. I think I'm fine.
- Ella: Janet. You know you said you needed some new cutlery. Well, we've got this spare set doing nothing.
- Janet: Oh. Well, actually...
- [Ella opens her purse and several knifes fly out and stick in George]
- George: Nope, must have taken too many.