My Hero (TV Series)

Illegal Aliens (2005)

Ardal O'Hanlon: George Sunday

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Janet : George, you've been out here half an hour; come on in.

  George : I can't.

  Janet : What do you mean you can't?

  George : Well, you know I had to rescue that boat from the Arctic.

  Janet : Yes?

  George : Which meant I had to fly very low over the magnetic north pole.

  Janet : So?

  George : [raises his arm and the car his hand is resting on rises with the hand]  I've become magnetic, Janet.

• George : I can't get into the kitchen.

  Janet : Every husband's dream. "I'd love to help you with the washing up, darling, but my magnetic field won't let me."

  George : I'll get some pills on Ultron to sort me out. I'll get them tomorrow.

  Janet : In the meantime I have to do everything!

  George : Oh, good point. I'll get them next week.

• [last lines] 

  Janet : What about the magnetism?

  George : Oh yeah. I've taken more pills. I think I'm fine.

  Ella : Janet. You know you said you needed some new cutlery. Well, we've got this spare set doing nothing.

  Janet : Oh. Well, actually...

  [Ella opens her purse and several knifes fly out and stick in George] 

  George : Nope, must have taken too many.