The Dirt (2019)

Sylvia Grace Crim: Restaurant Groupie

Quotes 

• [Tom Zutaut approaches the band's table and hands his business card] 

  Tom Zutaut : Hey guys. I'm Tom Zutaut. I work for Elektra Records.

  Nikki Sixx : Nice to meet you, bro.

  Tommy Lee : Hey, man.

  Tom Zutaut : I'd love, uh, the opportunity to talk to you if you have a second.

  Tommy Lee : Wanna sit down?

  Tom Zutaut : [noticing Tommy holding his cigarette with his lower lip and chin]  That's really cool.

  Tommy Lee : Sit. Do it.

  Tom Zutaut : Thank you.

  Tommy Lee : Scoot over.

  Vince Neil : Yes, absolutely.

  [Zutaut sits next to Vince] 

  Tom Zutaut : Listen, uh, I've been seeing what you guys have been doing in L.A., and I think, with my help, I think I could really, you know, do something for you...

  [Zutaut suddenly feels his pants being unzipped and gets up. A blond woman appears from under the table as the band laughs at him while he zips his pants up] 

  Tom Zutaut : What is... Oh my God!

  Restaurant Groupie : No? Not for you?

  Tom Zutaut : No, thanks.

  Restaurant Groupie : You sure?

  Tom Zutaut : No, thank you.

  Restaurant Groupie : Okay.

  [Groupie disappears under the table before Zutaut sits down] 

  Tom Zutaut : Anyway, uh, let's get back to, uh, you know, what I was talking about. So, uh, what do you guys say? Do you want a record deal?

  Nikki Sixx : Uh...

  [Nikki grabs Tommy's head and bangs it on the table several times] 

  Tom Zutaut : Is that a yes?

  Vince Neil : I don't know if we can trust a dude who turns down a free blowjob.

  Tommy Lee : Yeah.

  Nikki Sixx : Yeah.