The Hills Have Eyes 2 (2007)

Michael McMillian: Napoleon

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Quotes 

• Amber : Who was that guy?

  Napoleon : Shitman the Barbarian, I have no idea!

• Napoleon : [bursting out of the portable toilet with his pants down, hysterical and screaming]  Fuck!

  Amber : What?

  Napoleon : There's a hand in the shitter!

• Sarge : You against the war, Doonesbury?

  Napoleon : Not all wars, Sarge, I just think the president lies too much.

  Sarge : All presidents lie, asshole! That's their fucking job!

  Napoleon : Yes, sir.

  Sarge : No president has told the truth since Truman! And you know what he said?

  Napoleon : No, Sarge.

  Sarge : He said that the buck stops here!

• Crank : [referring to Hansel]  You trust that guy?

  Amber : He hid us from them. He didn't give us up.

  Napoleon : We don't have any choice, we have to trust him.

  Crank : Bullshit! God knows where he's taking us.

  Delmar : To be honest with you, I'm not sure God knows anything about this place.

• Napoleon : You heard what Crank said. Dead is never better.

• Sarge : Are you fucking kidding me? You are in mountain assault training. There are no port-a-potties in Kandahar. You will take your dumps behind the cactus with the scorpions. Do you understand me?

  Napoleon : What do I use for T.P., sir?

  Sarge : Use your fucking hand.