Delta Farce (2007)
Bill Engvall: Bill Little
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Quotes
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Carlos Santana : I think Ruben likes you
Bill Little : It just seems odd that a man of your stature would embrace alternative lifestyles amongst his men.
Carlos Santana : You can"t fire someone because they"re gay!
Carlos Santana : That"s discrimination!
Carlos Santana : You can get sued for that, eh?
Carlos Santana : Besides, he"s my nephew.
Carlos Santana : You can"t choose your familia.
Carlos Santana : So, he"s here, he"s queer. Get used to it.
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Bill Little : One man's international incident is another man's preemptive strike in the war on terror.
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Larry : You know what the army says, "Be all you can be."
Bill Little : Hey! He got it right!
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Larry : [seeing Bill and Everette sleeping together] What in the name of Siegfried and Roy are you fellas doing?
Bill Little : Don't ask.
Everette : Don't tell.
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[from trailer]
Larry : [seeing Bill and Everette sleeping together] What in the name of Siegfried and Roy are you fellas doing?
Bill Little : Don't ask
Everette : Don't tell
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Bill Little : Forget it, I've got a wife and kids to think about.
Larry : And if Connie and the boys were living in a place like this, would you leave them?