Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Just Once with Aunt Sophie (2006)
Angus T. Jones: Jake Harper
Quotes
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Jake : Hey! Can I get leather pants?
Charlie Harper , Alan : No!
Jake : Why not?
Charlie Harper : 'Cause you need something that lets the farts *out*.
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[first lines]
Alan : [sits next to Jake] Hey.
Jake : [playing a video game on TV] Hi.
Alan : So... what's going on in school?
Jake : Nothing.
Alan : Nothing? You just sit there all day and stare at the wall?
Jake : That's where the clock is...
Alan : Well, I - I find it hard to believe you - you just watch a clock all day.
Jake : Have you *seen* my report card?