South Park (TV Series)

Tsst (2006)

Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Butters Stotch, Craig

Quotes 

• [Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Butters are playing Monopoly at Stan's place when Cartman comes in] 

  Eric Cartman : [gloomy]  Hey guys, I've got some pretty big news.

  [sighs] 

  Eric Cartman : I ran away from home.

  [the boys just keep on playing like nothing happened] 

  Eric Cartman : Yeah, my Mom just doesn't care for me anymore, so I moved out. She didn't even try to stop me. It's gonna be tough living on my own. But I'll get by, somehow.

  Stan Marsh : [without looking up from the Monopoly board]  You can't stay here.

  Eric Cartman : [angrily]  Maybe you didn't hear me! I ran away! I don't have anywhere to sleep, I'm out on the streets!

  Kyle Broflovski : [also not looking up]  You're not staying at my house either.

  Eric Cartman : All right, that's fine! Butters, I'll crash with you.

  Leopold 'Butters' Stotch : No, my parents won't let me bring homeless people home anymore.

  Eric Cartman : [angrily]  Well, what do you guys expect me to do? Stay at Kenny's house? His family is totally poor, I'm not staying with poor people!

  [silence] 

  Eric Cartman : All right, I'll stay with Kenny, let's go, man.

  Kenny McCormick : [muffled and not looking up either]  Fuck you.

  Eric Cartman : Ha! Well, I guess now we see just how supportive friends can be! When the chips are down, you won't even lend a hand! I'll just go sleep on the streets somewhere, in the cold, probably get mugged and gang-raped by some minorities! You guys will be sorry when I turn up dead!

  [leaves] 

  Leopold 'Butters' Stotch : [moves his pawn]  Whoopee! J & R Railroad!