House M.D. (TV Series)

Euphoria: Part 2 (2006)

Hugh Laurie: Dr. Gregory House

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Quotes 

• [House comes in with Foreman's father] 

  Dr. Lisa Cuddy : What is this?

  Dr. Gregory House : He's not a what, he's a who. They even have the right to vote now.

• Rodney Foreman : [to House]  My son says you're a manipulative bastard.

  Dr. Gregory House : It's a pet name. I call him Doctor Bling.

• Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Don't downplay this, House. You put both of them in isolation for a reason. Joe's death elevates this situation to a bio-safety level three.

  Dr. Gregory House : Ooh, level three. You should call Jack Bauer.

• Dr. Allison Cameron : [House wants to know why Foreman's disease is progressing much faster than Joe's]  Foreman's black.

  Dr. Gregory House : What? How long have you been sitting on this information?

• Dr. Gregory House : Cameron, what type of illnesses affect humans but not rats?

  Dr. Allison Cameron : Why are you asking me that?

  Dr. Gregory House : Because I'm sure that you spent the first 12 years of your life dreaming of being a vet.

• Rose : [House makes silly noises to a little girl to try to evoke a seizure]  You're a goof!

  Dr. Gregory House : Takes one to know one, loser... wait, that means, I'm a loser, scratch that.

• Dr. James Wilson : So this is your plan, just sit here and watch your rat all day?

  Dr. Gregory House : Eh, it shouldn't take long. Got the AC blasting, I soaked the floor of his cage...

  [Wilson looks fairly disgusted] 

  Dr. Gregory House : As soon as he gets sick, I do an autopsy.

  Dr. James Wilson : As soon as he's dead.

  Dr. Gregory House : Right after he gets sick, there's a good chance he'll get hit in the head with a cane-shaped object.

  [House twirls his cane] 

• Dr. James Wilson : [enters House's office to see House staring intently at his laptop]  You're accessing a webcam?

  Dr. Gregory House : Cuddy's shower. You a fan of the Brazilian?